A Very Sarcastic Introduction

Hello, people. This is SB, typing. As I was sitting here in my cramped, messy office, my inner-clock giving me accusing glares about the late hour, I was struck by an urge. An urge to mock. Long had it been known among my circle of friends that I was always good for a quick jab at their problems, a swift poke in the insecurity plexus. But why, I thought, why must I contain this joy, this illumination at the hilarity that is humankind, to merely the people who know me in real life? And so I created this blog. The premise is simple. You, the brave public, send in your problems to me and I tell you why, exactly, they are stupid. If you don't feel courageous enough to submit your own, send in a friend's plight, or a past situation that you are looking to see the humour in. But please... leave the sarcasm to me. And for goodness sake, don't send something in if you'd be offended by it's mockery.

Until Next Mock,

Super Bitch Online

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